| | Poem Title | First Lines | Period | # Lines | # Reads |
| 1: | A Trinity | Of three in One and One in three | | 4 | 689 |
| 2: | Algernon | Young Algernon, the Doctor's Son, | | 10 | 590 |
| 3: | Ballade To Our Lady Of Czestochowa | Lady and Queen and Mystery manifold | | 28 | 604 |
| 4: | Because My Faltering Feet | Because my faltering feet may fail to dare | | 14 | 640 |
| 5: | Charles Augustus Fortescue | The nicest child I ever knew | | 32 | 605 |
| 6: | Drinking Song, On the Excellence of Burgundy Wine | My jolly fat host with your face all a-grin, | | 21 | 627 |
| 7: | Franklin Hyde | His Uncle came upon Franklin Hyde | | 18 | 613 |
| 8: | George | When George's Grandmamma was told | | 34 | 642 |
| 9: | Godolphin Horne | Godolphin Horne was Nobly Born; | | 47 | 571 |
| 10: | Ha'nacker Mill | Sally is gone that was so kindly, | | 15 | 633 |
| 11: | he Scorpion | The Scorpion is as black as soot, | | 4 | 621 |
| 12: | Henry King | The Chief Defect of Henry King | | 16 | 589 |
| 13: | Heretics All | Heretics all, whoever you may be, | | 16 | 633 |
| 14: | Heroic Poem In Praise Of Wine | To exalt, enthrone, establish and defend, | | 211 | 565 |
| 15: | Hildebrand | Oh murder! What was that, Papa!" | | 19 | 577 |
| 16: | Introduction: More Beasts For Worse Children | The parents of the learned child | | 30 | 618 |
| 17: | Introduction: The Bad Child's Book Of Beasts | I call you bad, my little child, | | 24 | 638 |
| 18: | Is There Any reward? | Is there any reward? I'm beginning to doubt it. | | 8 | 627 |
| 19: | Jim | There was a Boy whose name was Jim; | | 55 | 596 |
| 20: | Juliet | How did the party go in Portman Square? | | 4 | 689 |
| 21: | Kings Live In Palaces, And Pigs In Sties | Kings live in Palaces, and Pigs in sties, | | 2 | 596 |
| 22: | Lines For A Christmas Card | May all my enemies go to hell, | | 2 | 636 |
| 23: | Lines To A Don | Remote and ineffectual Don | | 59 | 1065 |
| 24: | Lord Finchley | Lord Finchley tried to mend the Electric Light | | 4 | 564 |
| 25: | Lord Lundy | Lord Lundy from his earliest years | | 79 | 568 |
| 26: | October | Look, how those steep woods on the mountain's face | | 14 | 632 |
| 27: | On The Ladies Of Pixton | Three Graces; and the mother were a Grace, | | 2 | 607 |
| 28: | On The Little God | Of all the gods that gave me all their glories | | 4 | 615 |
| 29: | On Torture: A Public Singer | Torture will give a dozen pence or more | | 4 | 622 |
| 30: | On Two Ministers Of State | Lump says that Caliban's of gutter breed, | | 3 | 588 |
| 31: | On Vital Statistics | Ill fares the land to hast'ning ills a prey | | 6 | 540 |
| 32: | Rebecca | A trick that everyone abhors | | 30 | 642 |
| 33: | September | I, from a window where the Meuse is wide, | | 14 | 571 |
| 34: | Song | You wear the morning like your dress | | 17 | 664 |
| 35: | Talking (And Singing) Of The Nordic Man | Behold, my child, the Nordic man, | | 12 | 611 |
| 36: | Tarantella | Do you remember an Inn, Miranda? | | 40 | 653 |
| 37: | The Big Baboon | The Big Baboon is found upon | | 8 | 603 |
| 38: | The Birds | When Jesus Christ was four years old | | 10 | 647 |
| 39: | The Catholic Sun | Wherever the Catholic sun doth shine, | | 4 | 568 |
| 40: | The Death And Last Confession Of Wandering Peter | When Peter Wanderwide was young | | 36 | 582 |
| 41: | The Dromedary | The Dromedary is a cheerful bird: | | 2 | 776 |
| 42: | The Early Morning | The moon on the one hand, the dawn on the other: | | 4 | 633 |
| 43: | The Elephant | When people call this beast to mind, | | 4 | 662 |
| 44: | The Evenlode | I will not try to reach again, | | 20 | 644 |
| 45: | The Frog | Be kind and tender to the Frog, | | 13 | 647 |
| 46: | The Hippopotamus | I shoot the Hippopotamus | | 4 | 654 |
| 47: | The Lion | The Lion, the Lion, he dwells in the Waste, | | 4 | 664 |
| 48: | The Marmozet | The species Man and Marmozet | | 4 | 645 |
| 49: | The Microbe | The Microbe is so very small | | 16 | 639 |
| 50: | The Night | Most Holy Night, that still dost keep | | 16 | 585 |
| 51: | The Pacifist | Pale Ebenezer thought it wrong to fight, | | 2 | 637 |
| 52: | The Pelagian Drinking Song | Pelagius lived at Kardanoel | | 47 | 625 |
| 53: | The Scorpion | The Scorpion is as black as soot, | | 4 | 612 |
| 54: | The South Country | When I am living in the Midlands | | 60 | 583 |
| 55: | The Statue | When we are dead, some Hunting-boy will pass | | 4 | 623 |
| 56: | The Telephone | To-night in million-voiced London I | | 4 | 624 |
| 57: | The Tiger | The tiger, on the other hand, | | 8 | 634 |
| 58: | The Vulture | The Vulture eats between his meals, | | 8 | 656 |
| 59: | The Whale | The Whale that wanders round the Pole | | 12 | 671 |
| 60: | The World Is Full Of Double Beds | The world is full of double beds | | 4 | 673 |
| 61: | Time Cures All | It was my shame, and now it is my boast, | | 2 | 690 |
