Public Domain Poetry And Stories - A Liz Town Humorist by James Whitcomb Riley
Public domain poetry and public domain stories from the literary greats of yesteryear.
Custom Search
Main Menu

Home

Latest Poetry

Latest Authors

Authors Surname

Authors First Name

Poetry Title

Poetry First Lines

Latest Stories

Stories Title

Top Authors

Top Poetry


Top Stories Etc.

Search

Contact Us

Useless Information!!

Store



Top Sites, Click here to vote for our site

Sponsored Links

Read, Rate, Comment on or Submit your poetry

A Liz Town Humorist

    By James Whitcomb Riley



    Settin' round the stove, last night,
    Down at Wess's store, was me
    And Mart Strimples, Tunk, and White,
    And Doc Bills, and two er three
    Fellers o' the Mudsock tribe
    No use tryin' to describe!
    And says Doc, he says, says he,
    "Talkin' 'bout good things to eat,
    Ripe mushmillon's hard to beat!"

    I chawed on. And Mart he 'lowed
    Wortermillon beat the mush.
    "Red," he says, "and juicy - Hush!
    I'll jes' leave it to the crowd!"
    Then a Mudsock chap, says he,
    "Punkin's good enough fer me -
    Punkin pies, I mean," he says,
    Them beats millons! What say, Wess?

    I chawed on. And Wess says, "Well,
    You jes' fetch that wife of mine
    All yer wortermillon-rine,
    And she'll bile it down a spell -
    In with sorghum, I suppose,
    And what else, Lord only knows!
    But I'm here to tell all hands
    Them p'serves meets my demands!"

    I chawed on. And White he says,
    "Well, I'll jes' stand, in with Wess -
    I'm no hog!" And Tunk says, "I
    Guess I'll pastur' out on pie
    With the Mudsock boys!" says he;
    "Now what's yourn?" he says to me:
    I chawed on - fer - quite a spell
    Then I speaks up, slow and dry,
    Jes' tobacker!" I-says-I.
    And you'd ort o' heerd 'em yell!



Extra Info:



Printable Page

Add Your Thoughts on this poem.



This page viewed 347 times.
Sponsored Links


Your Shops - Affordable Ecommerce stores and cheaper goods for customers - No listing fees!



Our Sites