| | Poem Title | First Lines | Period | # Lines | # Reads |
| 1: | A Chameleon. | A USE-FUL les-son you may con, | | 10 | 557 |
| 2: | A Kitten's Fancy | The Kitten mews outside the Door, | | 8 | 543 |
| 3: | A Mole. | SEE, chil-dren, the mis-guid-ed Mole. | | 12 | 530 |
| 4: | A Penguin. | THE Pen-guin sits up-on the shore | | 8 | 529 |
| 5: | A Seal. | SEE, chil-dren, the Fur-bear-ing Seal; | | 11 | 537 |
| 6: | A Thought | It's very nice to think of how | | 4 | 569 |
| 7: | A Whale. | THE con-sci-en-tious art-ist tries | | 12 | 544 |
| 8: | An Alphabet of Celebrities | A's Albert Edward, well meaning but flighty, | | 65 | 510 |
| 9: | An Arctic Hare. | AN Arc-tic Hare we now be-hold. | | 12 | 511 |
| 10: | An Inquiry | A Birdie cocked his little head, | | 4 | 1290 |
| 11: | An Ostrich. | THIS is an Os-trich. See him stand: | | 10 | 505 |
| 12: | Anticipation | When I grow up I mean to be | | 8 | 527 |
| 13: | Arnold Bennett | Tis very comforting to know | | 12 | 507 |
| 14: | Brander Matthews | I'd best beware how I make free | | 4 | 474 |
| 15: | Cerberus | Dear Reader, should you chance to go | | 14 | 516 |
| 16: | Charles W. Eliot | And now comes Dr. Eliot stating | | 4 | 506 |
| 17: | Christopher Columbus | Columbus is an easy one | | 4 | 518 |
| 18: | Daniel Frohman | I love to picture Daniel Frohman | | 4 | 494 |
| 19: | Dante | If you should ask me, whether Dante | | 4 | 522 |
| 20: | David Belasco | Behold Belasco in his den, | | 4 | 482 |
| 21: | Education | When People think that Kittens play, | | 8 | 481 |
| 22: | F. W. Hohenzollern | In things like this I've always tried | | 4 | 540 |
| 23: | Facilis Ascensus | Up into the Cherry Tree, | | 16 | 580 |
| 24: | Foreign Kittens | Kittens large and Kittens small, | | 12 | 456 |
| 25: | G. K. Chesterton | When Plain Folk, such as you or I, | | 12 | 440 |
| 26: | George Ade | Somehow I always like to think | | 12 | 436 |
| 27: | George Bernard Shaw | The very name of Bernard Shaw | | 12 | 419 |
| 28: | George Bernard Shaw | George Bernard Shaw--Oh, yes, I know | | 4 | 509 |
| 29: | Gilbert K. Chesterton | Unless I'm very much misled, | | 4 | 466 |
| 30: | Good and Bad Kittens | Kittens, you are very little, | | 20 | 566 |
| 31: | Guglielmo Marconi | I like Marconi best to see | | 4 | 486 |
| 32: | Hafiz | When Hafiz saw the portrait free, | | 4 | 509 |
| 33: | Happy Thought | The world is so full of a number of Mice | | 2 | 501 |
| 34: | Henrik Ibsen | I once drew Ibsen, looking bored | | 4 | 452 |
| 35: | Here's Looking | Here's looking | | 6 | 506 |
| 36: | Hiram Maxim | From Hiram Maxim's hair you'd think | | 4 | 487 |
| 37: | Ignace Jan Paderewski | When Paderewski is forgot, | | 4 | 468 |
| 38: | In Darkest Africa | At evening when the lamp is lit, | | 20 | 466 |
| 39: | Israel Zangwill | This picture though it is not much | | 4 | 568 |
| 40: | J. Forbes-Robertson | I'm told the Artist who aspires | | 4 | 526 |
| 41: | J. Pierpont Morgan | In Rome, when Morgan came to town, | | 12 | 508 |
| 42: | John D. Rockefeller | Few faces interest me less | | 4 | 541 |
| 43: | John Drew | For Perfect Form there are but few | | 12 | 528 |
| 44: | John S. Sargent | Here's Sargent doing the Duchess X | | 4 | 511 |
| 45: | Kitten's Night Thought | When Human Folk put out the light, | | 16 | 501 |
| 46: | Mark Twain: A Pipe Dream | Well I recall how first I met | | 28 | 105 |
| 47: | Medusa | How did Medusa do her hair? | | 14 | 442 |
| 48: | Napoleon | I like to draw Napoleon best | | 4 | 466 |
| 49: | Oh, Editor, Editor, | Oh, Editor, Editor, | | 24 | 456 |
| 50: | Pegasus | The ancients made no end of fuss | | 15 | 422 |
| 51: | Peter Dunne | Shpeaking of Harps, sure me frind Pete | | 12 | 469 |
| 52: | Rain | The rain is raining everywhere, | | 4 | 655 |
| 53: | Rudyard Kipling | I seem to see a Shining One, | | 12 | 422 |
| 54: | Saint Paul | It saddens me to think Saint Paul | | 4 | 548 |
| 55: | Shakespeare | Will Shakespeare, the Baconians say, | | 4 | 465 |
| 56: | Some Geese. | EV-ER-Y child who has the use | | 12 | 459 |
| 57: | Stairs - A Toast | Here's to the man who invented stairs | | 8 | 566 |
| 58: | The Ant. | MY child, ob-serve the use-ful Ant, | | 15 | 506 |
| 59: | The Cat. | OB-SERVE the Cat up-on this page. | | 16 | 482 |
| 60: | The Centaur | The Centaur led a double life: | | 12 | 578 |
| 61: | The Chimera | You'd think a lion or a snake | | 14 | 434 |
| 62: | The Chimpanzee. | CHIL-DREN, be-hold the Chim-pan-zee: | | 6 | 464 |
| 63: | The Cockatrice | If you will listen to advice | | 12 | 449 |
| 64: | The Dog | The Dog is black or white or brown | | 20 | 524 |
| 65: | The Dog. | HERE is the Dog. Since time be-gan, | | 12 | 527 |
| 66: | The Dolphin | The Dolphin was, if you should wish | | 10 | 423 |
| 67: | The Dove Of Peace | Here's to the Dove of Peace! | | 8 | 446 |
| 68: | The Elephant. | This is the El-e-phant, who lives | | 13 | 474 |
| 69: | The Floor | Here's to the floor, | | 20 | 486 |
| 70: | The Fly. | OB-SERVE, my child, the House-hold Fly, | | 12 | 540 |
| 71: | The Game | Watching a ball on the end of a string, | | 12 | 547 |
| 72: | The Gargoyle | The Gargoyle often makes its perch | | 14 | 474 |
| 73: | The Giraffe. | SEE the Gi-raffe; he is so tall | | 14 | 520 |
| 74: | The Golden Cat | Great is the Golden Cat who treads | | 16 | 523 |
| 75: | The Gryphon | It chanced that Allah, looking round, | | 16 | 453 |
| 76: | The Harpy | They certainly contrived to raise | | 10 | 438 |
| 77: | The Hippopotamus. | OH, say, what is this fearful, wild | | 10 | 489 |
| 78: | The Hydra | The Hydra Hercules defied, | | 16 | 445 |
| 79: | The Hyppogriff | Biologists are prone to sniff | | 10 | 427 |
| 80: | The Jinn | To call a Jinn the only thing | | 14 | 431 |
| 81: | The Joy Ride | When Mistress Peggy moves around, | | 4 | 553 |
| 82: | The Leopard. | THIS is the Le-o-pard, my child; | | 9 | 481 |
| 83: | The Lion | The Lion does not move at all, | | 12 | 477 |
| 84: | The Mermaid | Although a Fishwife in a sense, | | 12 | 531 |
| 85: | The Milk Jug | The Gentle Milk Jug blue and white | | 12 | 525 |
| 86: | The Minotaur | No book of monsters is complete | | 12 | 463 |
| 87: | The Mongoos. | THIS, Chil-dren, is the famed Mon-goos. | | 14 | 461 |
| 88: | The Moon | The Moon is like a big round cheese | | 12 | 530 |
| 89: | The Outing | My Bed is like a little Bark, | | 16 | 465 |
| 90: | The Peter Pan Alphabet | | | 142 | 463 |
| 91: | The Ph[oe]nix | The Ph[oe]nix was, as you might say, | | 10 | 413 |
| 92: | The Pig-Pen. | OH, turn not from the hum-ble Pig, | | 10 | 446 |
| 93: | The Platypus. | MY child, the Duck-billed Plat-y-pus | | 13 | 468 |
| 94: | The Puncture | When I was just a Kitten small, | | 6 | 521 |
| 95: | The Puppy | The Puppy cannot mew or talk, | | 20 | 486 |
| 96: | The Rhinoceros. | SO this is the Rhi-no-ce-ros! | | 10 | 499 |
| 97: | The Rubáiyát of a Persian Kitten | Wake! for the Golden Cat has put to flight | | 140 | 509 |
| 98: | The Salamander | The Salamander made his bed | | 14 | 443 |
| 99: | The Satyr | The Satyr lived in times remote, | | 16 | 431 |
| 100: | The Sea Serpent | O wondrous worm that won the Height | | 12 | 443 |
| 101: | The Shadow Kitten | There's a funny little kitten that tries to look like me, | | 8 | 458 |
| 102: | The Siren | The Siren may be said to be | | 10 | 508 |
| 103: | The Sloth. | The Sloth en-joys a life of Ease; | | 8 | 470 |
| 104: | The Smoker's Year Book | Now Time the harvester surveys | | 144 | 443 |
| 105: | The Sphinx | She was half Lady and half cat | | 12 | 461 |
| 106: | The Unicorn | The Unicorn 's a first-rate sort. | | 12 | 458 |
| 107: | The Whole Duty of Kittens | When Human Folk at Table eat, | | 4 | 488 |
| 108: | The Wolf. | OH, yes, the Wolf is bad, it's true; | | 12 | 517 |
| 109: | The Yak. | THIS is the Yak, so neg-li-gée: | | 10 | 470 |
| 110: | Theodore Roosevelt | The ways of Providence are odd. | | 8 | 443 |
| 111: | To Fashion | Fashion! Lovely Dame! | | 12 | 434 |
| 112: | To Her Shadow | Here's to her shadow! | | 3 | 479 |
| 113: | To Hope | Here's to Hope, | | 8 | 456 |
| 114: | To Liberty | Here's to our Goddess, Liberty, | | 4 | 431 |
| 115: | To Music | Here's to Music, | | 4 | 521 |
| 116: | To Neptune | A health to King Neptune, | | 16 | 432 |
| 117: | To Our Lady Nicotine | Here's to Lady Nicotine! | | 8 | 420 |
| 118: | To Our Readers | Here's to our Readers, Health! good Looks! | | 4 | 458 |
| 119: | To Our Sweethearts | To our Sweethearts and Wives, | | 4 | 458 |
| 120: | To Stern Critics | Here's to stern Critics! | | 4 | 495 |
| 121: | To Temptation | Here's to temptation! | | 4 | 518 |
| 122: | To The Clock | Here's to the Clock! | | 4 | 504 |
| 123: | To The Creditor | Here's to the Creditor, | | 20 | 385 |
| 124: | To The Maid With Fancy Free | Here's to the maid with Fancy Free; | | 4 | 473 |
| 125: | To The Publisher | To The Publisher! - Drink! | | 4 | 443 |
| 126: | To The Typewriter | Here's to the Typewriter! | | 8 | 462 |
| 127: | To The Waiter | We drink your health, O Waiter! | | 4 | 436 |
| 128: | William Dean Howells | Not squirrels in the park alone | | 12 | 420 |
| 129: | William Howard Taft | I'm sorry William Taft is out | | 4 | 471 |
| 130: | Winter and Summer | In Winter when the air is chill, | | 12 | 448 |
